A Cosmop olitan
A Manh attan
Call me one
Pour a round for me and m y friends
Cape Cod Sea Br eeze, Long I sland Ice Teas
I won't go there or drink it if you p aid me
When they c ome to waylay me
When th ey close in for the capture
I did it all, I did it all
For the l ove and the laughter
I did it all
I did it all
I did it all
Slept in l ate
Stayed up for d ays
Partied h ard
Lived my twenties in a h aze
Smoked second-h and in crowd ed bars
With the A-list of B-list movie st ars
When they c ome to arrest me,
Pat me d own and undress me
I'll conf ess without Miranda
Strike a p ose for the tabloid cameras
I did it all
I did it all
I did it all
I did it all
I didn't ask perm ission
I did it all
What kind of life is n ot an exhibition
I did it all
Crash and burn and th en you know you're living
I did it all
Some pain a few tears but after
I did it all
To the last line of the final chapter
I did it all
I did it all
My h eart
Is a wound that f esters
Seduced my share
In silk and poly ester
Oh my great l oves and my few losses
I'll tell it all when my little black book is p ublished
When they c ome to interview me
For my m ade, for TV movie
Say I'm the b itch who was a bastard
Who did it all for the love and laughter
I did it all
I did it all
I did it all