Intro :
The silicon chip in side her head gets switched to over load,
And nobody's gonna go to school today, she's gonna
Make them stay at home,
And daddy doesn't under stand it,
He always said she was good as g old.
And he can see no reasons, cos there are no reasons,
What reasons do you need to be shown?
Tell me why I don't like Mondays, tell me why I don't like Mondays
Tell me why I don't like Mondays, I wanna shoot, Oo-oo-oo-oo- ooh,
The whole day down.
The Telex machine is kept so clean, and it types to a waiting world,
And Mother feels so shocked; Father's world is rocked,
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl.
Sweet sixteen ain't that peachy keen,
No, it ain't so neat to ad mit defeat,
They can see no reasons cos there are no reasons
What reasons do you need?
Tell me why I don't like Mondays, tell me why I don't like Mondays
Tell me why I don't like Mondays, I wanna shoot, Oo-oo-oo-oo- ooh
The whole day down, do wn, do wn, sho ot it all down ...
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And all the playing's stopped in the playground, now.
She wants to play with her toys a wh ile.
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to d ie.
And then the bullhorn crackles, and the captain tackles,
With the problems and the how's and why's
And he can s ee no reasons, cos there a re no reasons
What reason do you need to die, die? Ooohh
Tell me why I don't like Mondays,
Tell me why I don't like Mondays,
Tell me why I don't like , I don't like, I don't like Mondays
Tell me why, I don't like , I don't like , I don't like Mondays,
Tell me why I don't like Mondays,
I want to shoot, Oo-oo-oo-oo- ooh...
The. Whole. Day. Down...
(Oo-oo-ooh, oo-oo-ooh, ooooooh .)