Crazier than G G, ye t more PC than Ia n
Got colored teeth like Johnny
Exudes a vicious dispo sition
His hair stick s out like Colin 'did, he jumps
Similar to Springa, he poin ts his middl e finga
Not just he singe r in the band
Voted biggest asshole and role model of the year
Got a face like Charles Bronso n
Straight outta Green Bay Wisc onsin
Not just a singer i n the band
He'll puke on you, he'll fuck your mom, he'll smoke while huffing gas
He was the punkest mother fucker I ever di d see
Hell he was even more punk than me
He should've been on th e cover
He should've been on the cov er
He should've been on the cov er of Punk and Disorder ly yeaaaaaaaaaa