Intro :
If you're havin'trouble with the high school head
He's givin'you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone
I'm always home, call me anytime
Just ring three six two, four three six oh
I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds they're done dirt cheap
You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin'with your best friend
That's when the tear drops start, fella
Pick up the phone,
I'm here alone, or make a social call
Come right in, f orget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball
...
If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
S he keeps naggin'at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
P ick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
F or a fee I'm happy to be
Y our back door man. Whoo !
Concrete shoes,
cyanide,
T. N. T.
Done dirt cheap
Neck-ties, co ntracts, hig h voltage
Done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds
Done dirt cheap ...
They're ready to send him on the cruise